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Bri Wrote..This.

I'm writing a book. I wrote a blog about it. I'm as trendy as Gap khakis.

Because Jordyn did it:

Dear book,

I love you. I do.  But you have so many problems. I understand, we all do.

First, Hilary. I know you really love and admire Izzy Tyler, but why do you insist on quoting her made-up book a lot. Why can’t you choose a real book,  like Wuthering Heights or 7 Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, or even Twilight? I’m open-minded. If you want to quote from Sophie’s Choice as much as I do Rilke, that’s fine!  But really, Izzy’s book?  I’m not Izzy and therefore it’s hard to write the text that Izzy would write and you would quote like it was your Bible.  Because let’s face it, it is.  Also, you’re a little selfish.

Izzy, you need to be in the book more. Make it happen.

Keisha, quit melting into the background. You are based on somebody I adore and admire in real life very much and I know you’re a volcano of awesome, just on the precipice of exploding into my favorite character.

Weirdly named town in my WIP, please help me find the “real” you. Because although you have cows, you are kinda boring.

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